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Morris looked deep into Karen's good eye whilst his overweight body jerked and writhed, pounding his tummy banana deep into her lady cave. Just at that moment, Morris's eyes rolled back into his chubby skull as he pumped his salty vanilla cock-vomit deep inside her. Giving rise to yet another unwed wee little bastard.
by CleverDick2014 April 10, 2021
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015