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When, while sitting in a confession booth at church, the preist masturbates and hits you with a spray of seamen through the mesh screen window.
"dude, you are covered in cum, did you just come from church?!"
"yeah man, got hit with a nasty salty bishop!"
by Danevan February 15, 2006
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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