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the harded sperm on a rag used to pleasure ones self
the sock was coverd in salt rocks from last night after having fun with him self
by Cole Train December 22, 2005
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Jun 25 Word of the Day
When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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Someone who is salty. All the time for no apparent reason and at anytime.
Austin is such a saltrock to the point of being a try hard .
Ashton is such a salt rock.Will not even pick up the controller because is incoherent saltiness.
by SaltRock Inforum April 07, 2021
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Salt Rock, when you dick is very hard and when you have a sexual intercourse the vagina feels like salt.
by FagPuffisFun May 21, 2019
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