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dickjohnson
nickname for a man's penis
I can't mess with a guy who has a small salami!
by SugarMami July 07, 2005
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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A very special meat. Also considered as a large wang that hunks, good bodies, hot boy girls would die for, have and girls would do anything to get on this "salami"
Did you see Tommy today!? I want his salami.
by urbandictwriter January 26, 2011
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A condition in which a man's scrotum sac, when wearing boxers in a seasonably hot summer day, adheres to his thighs. Salamis are particularly uncomfortable, and often require a man to "adjust."
Because it was a hot summer day, his sweating balls stuck to his legs, leaving him with a salami.
by The Plaid Octopus October 23, 2004
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Gorgeous hunk of man, who can be used for amazing things of any kind, and is also a very delectable snack
Dayumm Salami you looking fine today!
by personwhowritesstuff January 26, 2011
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