When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

The act of giving a titty twister to the extremes of where the tit will crust away and peel like an orange until it is unexistent.

when a girl puts a bag of pop-rocks in her mouth and then gives you a a blow-job

gonorrhea infected penis

When a person cuts his very dirty pubes off and stuffs them into a girls butthole where they are eaten out.

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.