A dish of raw leafy green vegetables, often tossed with pieces of other raw or cooked vegetables, fruit, cheese, or other ingredients and served with a dressing.
Salad is eaten regularly to maintain good health and a good diet.
by Ian Smith July 05, 2005
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a hamburger without the bun, patty, and all the condiments
i want a salad but all i have is this stupid burger.
by yoyohahayohahaha May 28, 2005
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a female lunatic generally spotted carousing around the greater Toronto area.
holy fuck Egan look at that salad over there licking that rusty pole
by matesaseggs July 26, 2010
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The salad is the anus. It is used in reference with the act of licking one's anus. Toss the salad.
She offered grape jelly to me when I was tossing her salad.
by Ty December 19, 2004
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A person who is boring, dry and flavourless. Particularly someone who doesn't want to do something like going out or getting fucked off their tits. Can also be adapted and added to, eg. Calling someone a chicken caesar, nicoise or crouton. Originated from shlad being autocorrected to salad.
Henry: "Let's go out and get sloooshed tonight!!"

Marion: "Nahh soz mate don't feel like it, got a 9am tomorrow."

Henry: "Oh my fuck you salad, fucking queen of the salad munchers, chicken caesar cunt."
by HEdel October 29, 2014
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1. a usually cold dish, covered with a dressing;
2. mixtures either arranged or tossed and served with a moist dressing;
3. any herb or green vegetable, as lettuce, used for salads or eaten raw;
4. any mixture or assortment;
5. Talented, Awesome, Gorgeous and Good For The Environment;
B'girl Epitome is Salad!
by Told you so! May 27, 2007
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