Declarative phrase appearing at the end of a statement which effectively negates the meaning of the previously stated text. Essentially, the presence of this statement instructs the reader that what has been stated up to this point is a fallacy in that no one would make that statement under any circumstances, at any time (in the past, present or future) in any corner of the known universe.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.

A phrase used to fervently punctuate the ridiculousness of any statement preceding it.

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

A phrase put at the end of a sarcastic or misleading statement to imply how unheard of it is; this joke is mainly used when a person can't think of anything clever to say

a phrase spoken after something is said that is highly ridiculous/ improbable/unlikely to occur