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Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"
by amorphusdorkus July 01, 2014
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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin
"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"
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Very droopy, saggy nipples that hang exceedingly lower than the 3rd to last rib.
Ms. Jones has some saggy titties.
by BatonBeater November 16, 2007
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a disgusting beverage that reminds you of sucking forth from old salty tits involving strong alcohol. : 1 part bacardi, 1 part Hawaiian punch
Dude i dont give a fuck what you mixed with it, it will always be saggy titties to me.
by junior jay April 25, 2011
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