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The one ugly, disgusting girl who is always around hot women that protects them from all guys that want to try and date one of them. On the beach, she is the one who is always in the one piece bathing suit.
Hey, I need you to be my wingman and take care of the safety pig while I try to talk to her friend.
by miamialum2010 December 15, 2009
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