Elf is really fucking sadistic

let my cut you, it turns me on

My boss wanted me to do him a sales sadistics graph.

I'm sad therefore I'm sad-is-tic , no I'm not a sadist.
Timmy is always sad, therefore he is sad-is-tic.

Jerry is Sadistic watching his friend fall.

1. Jim: JULIA! STOP SHIPPING ME AND BREANA! IT AIN'T COOL!

Julia: No. It's fun to watch you suffer.

Jim: This is why I want to not live anymore. So fuckin' sadistic.

2. Asian Mom: Oh my god, I having no idear why Tom not eat rice yesterday... so retard.

Asian Dad: Just force him. He will know how to eat da rice like true Asian.

Tom: Mom, can I go out to see the Black Panther with John tonight?

Asian Mom: HONG WONG DONG YOU GO STADY NOW SO YOU GET AT LEAST ALL A ON YOU NEXT REPORT CARD OR ELSE I MAEK YOU WALKING 5 MILE TO NEAREST ASIAN STORE TO PICK UP 1000000000000000003947893473274093278437289473298 POUNDS OF RICE BECAUSE OF YOU NO EAT RICE YESTADAY AND YOU GO BED AT 9 BECA YOU A STUPID KID HONG!
Tom: I wasn't asking for punishment, mom. I was-
Asian Dad: HONG WONG DONG HOW DARA YOU TALKING BACK TO YOU MODAH LIEK DAT! I USING TI KWAN DOE ON YOU ECK-BOCK NOW SO NO FORTNITE FOR YOU!
Tom: This is why when I go to college I'm going to shoot crack. So sadistic.
Asian Dad: HONG YOU GO SUCKING YOU MOM DUSTY DIVOT NOW!

Tom: Dad that's nasty.