When your hitting it from behind and you don’t have a solid hand grip so you grab her long, pink, luscious armpit hair and proceed to ride.

Kotex; sanitary napkin

Cradling and caressing the testes in a warm moist Turkish towel, much in the same way the Sella Turcica cradles the neruro and adenohypopheses of the pituitary gland.

an amazing record label consisting of anorexics and drunks.

1.) To begin doing what you stopped doing before, and often after recovering from an illness or a set-back.

2.) Riding a horse

The most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by Mel Broooks, 1974.

The sexual act between a man and a woman where the man is forced on to his hands and knees by a large, heavy woman who places a saddle on his back and proceeds to rob him of his dignity and violate him repeatedly while riding the saddle.