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My girlfriend unzipped my pants, but my penis just hung down. She looked up at me. "Sad penis?" she asked with a pout.
"Sad penis," I sighed.
She grinned wickedly. "I'll fix that," she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.
"Sad penis," I sighed.
She grinned wickedly. "I'll fix that," she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.
by Comet of Shadow June 30, 2013
Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
by blank babushka October 24, 2009