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Playful slang for a soft, limp, or flaccid penis. The opposite of happy penis.
My girlfriend unzipped my pants, but my penis just hung down. She looked up at me. "Sad penis?" she asked with a pout.

"Sad penis," I sighed.

She grinned wickedly. "I'll fix that," she said, as she took me into her mouth and started to blow me.
by Comet of Shadow June 30, 2013
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself
Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex
by Mr. Morsa December 05, 2017
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