Frank: "Dan, I want to kidnap you so we can press our buttholes really close together and pass a fart back and forth."
Dan: "You mean a sactown shotgun?"
Eddie: *laughs*
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Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

Dan and Eddie's romantic afternoon was filled with rusty trombones and sactown shotguns.