The Sacramento Kings are an NBA team based in Sacramento, CA, and have the longest playoff drought in NBA history, not making the playoffs since 2006, with the second longest playoff drought being the Phoenix Suns, who haven't been in the playoffs since 2010, but are making the playoffs this year without a doubt. The Sacramento Kings are also one of the most unluckiest teams in the NBA, and have had stars over the years such as Chris Webber, Peja Stojaković, Mike Bibby, Ron Artest, DeMarcus Cousins, Isaiah Thomas, Willie Cauley-Stein, Vince Carter, Iman Shumpert, and now De'Aaron Fox, Buddy Hield, and Tyrese Haliburton, and still haven't gone past the WCF (Western Conference Finals) and haven't been to the finals since 1951. Shaq once called them the Sacramento Queens.
"Nobody can save the Sacramento Kings"
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About 8 minutes of time.
I'm around the corner I'll be there in a sacramento minute. (Passing J street but you're getting off on 26th.)
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Ghettos in Sacramento. Most ghetto places in Sacramento are Oak Park, Del Paso Heights, Arden Fair, Natomas, Meadowview, Akali Flats, Strawberry Mannors, Norwood and there is a lot more. A lot of schools are ghetto like Martin Luther King Jr. High School, Grant High School, Hagginwood Elementary, Oak Ridge Elementary plus a lot more. If you want the opposite of ghetto, go to the city next door called Davis where its all non ghetto. North Sac and South Sac are the worst as West Sac has only one gang and East Sac is quiet. North Sac has more gangs but South Sac seems to be a lil more dangerous because it has more people. But both are extremely dangerous. A lot of drugs are around also and the parks in these areas are for no kid to play in.

To list these places in order from worst neighborhoods:

1.Oak Park(slightly over Del Paso Heights)
2.Del Paso Heights
3.Strawberry Mannors
4.Meadow View
5.Alkali Flats
Rich Person : Why is there so much violence?
Gangsta:Cuz it's ghetto sacramento mufucka!
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The sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a woman's chest, proceeds to rip out a handful of the same woman's pubic hair, sprinkling it on the adhesive substance and giving it ample time to dry.

-As referenced in The Hit Television Show "How I Met your Mother."
"I wore my new Sacramento Sweater to the Kings game, although it was more of a turtle neck."
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When you stick your nose in your lover's ass, draw whiskers on the inside of their cheeks, and then plunge your tongue into their ass.
She was none to happy when he gave her a Sacramento Rivercat.
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Best team in the NBA! Nothing can beat them. Even though we havn't won a championship yet..... We Will!
Why do the lakers need Gary Payton?
Becuz they cant stop the Sacramento Kings!
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when you're fucking a mother of a young boy who looks like Harry Potter doggystyle, jam a broomstick in her ass.
Last night I gave your mother the sacramento broomstick.
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