After fucking a girl so hard in the ass that she is a combination of the following
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.
George: So what did you do last night?
John: Well Jill got really high and had the munchies; so me and Paul gave her a Sacramento sandwich
John: Well Jill got really high and had the munchies; so me and Paul gave her a Sacramento sandwich
by Anna Recksick March 30, 2008
Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party
by Gambino's Schling Schlong September 26, 2017
Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.
"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"
by Pepe Silvia Barney October 02, 2012
When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty
by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 19, 2017
The boogeyman of Northern California, this character has taken the form of various characterso ver time, including a demon, spirit, human and animal. It is said that he is virtually indestructible and roams the earth in the name of evil. There are several tales involving the Civil Servant, and they have a common theme- if a child misbehaves, then the Sacramento Civil Servant will get them and put them in his sack.
Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.
Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.
Borgnine, if you don't behave, the Sacramento Civil Servant will take you away!
If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!
If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!
by NVA Barry January 18, 2006
The act of spreading your ass away from eachother, opening your butt hole wide open. Then somebody shits in your butt hole. Then you put your index finger in your hole and twirling it around until it is covered in poop. Then you lick your finger and Makeout with someone.
by prom_queen November 18, 2010
While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.
Jon: What did you do last night?
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater
Mike: I was with this girl. She didn't want to have sex, but I totally gave her the Sacramento Egg Beater
by MCRT629 April 19, 2009

