After fucking a girl so hard in the ass that she is a combination of the following
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.

when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty

The boogeyman of Northern California, this character has taken the form of various characterso ver time, including a demon, spirit, human and animal. It is said that he is virtually indestructible and roams the earth in the name of evil. There are several tales involving the Civil Servant, and they have a common theme- if a child misbehaves, then the Sacramento Civil Servant will get them and put them in his sack.

Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.

The act of spreading your ass away from eachother, opening your butt hole wide open. Then somebody shits in your butt hole. Then you put your index finger in your hole and twirling it around until it is covered in poop. Then you lick your finger and Makeout with someone.

While going down on a girl, the other person (male or female) inserts his/her index fingers into the vagina. He/she should then make circles (one clockwise and one counterclockwise) with their fingers while stimulating the clitoris. This motion mimicks that of an egg beater.