A slam sack is a body used for fucking. This usually refers to females, but has come to encompass anyone who fits the description.
David: I am heading out to the bar to hopefully find a chick for tonight.
Kate: Are you looking for a girlfriend?
David: Nah, just looking for a slam sack.
Kate: Are you looking for a girlfriend?
David: Nah, just looking for a slam sack.
by cuppkatee October 15, 2015
When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
by Jameshasahugecock March 20, 2018
The act of taking a plastic grocery bag and cutting a hole in the bottom, inserting your penis through the hole. Then apply a condom overlapping the bag at the base. For removal grab grocery bag handles and pull all of the diseased fluids, dead children, and regret away, it will be easily discarded...
Dude I totally fucked the shit out of this AIDS infested hookers asshole last night with now worries thanks to my slop sack...
by Fermundachz October 12, 2017
Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013
1) The act of constantly abusing your genitals to pleasurable thoughts
2) Slang for playing the game of Hacky Sack
2) Slang for playing the game of Hacky Sack
1) "Jeff's kinda weird, he says that instead of masturbating, he usually just smacks the sack."
2) Man 1: Hey what are you doing?
Man 2: Nothin' much just smackin' the sack, you want in?
Man 1: Sure!
2) Man 1: Hey what are you doing?
Man 2: Nothin' much just smackin' the sack, you want in?
Man 1: Sure!
by TheCyclopsMan June 11, 2011
by Rick the ster September 27, 2003
by LOL BONER December 17, 2011