(N). Dirt-y S-more, Dur-tee Som-or.

Fetish act:

After anal intercourse between either two men, or a male and female, the individual who contains the expelled seminal fluids uses the lavatory; defecates in the toliet, which produces feces mixed with semen. The defecator then proceeds to grab the feces out of the toliet and makes his/her partner ingest it.

Graham crackers are of course optional
1. Billy went to the grocery store yesterday to pick up graham crackers so his girlfriend could make a dirty s'more.

2. After intercourse, John turned to his friend Tony and said "That was the best dirty s'more I have ever tasted"

3. The dirty s'more has become undoubtedly the new "San Francisco Treat"
by Rumble520 August 20, 2009
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People from other campsites who come by your campsite to mooch your campfood from you. The purloined food does not necessarily need to involve chocolate, graham crackers, or marshmallows
Camper 1: Dude, did those guys from 3 sites down really need anything, or were they just here to get free beers?

Camper 2: Nah, they were just being a buch of s'mores whores!
by vasking January 18, 2010
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After banging a black chick w no rubber, stuff a graham cracker in her snatch and have dessert. Enjoy.
Guy 1: I was so horngry this morning I made breakfast in bed

Guy 2: How does that solve being horny?

Guy 1: Shakila spent the night last night, she let me make Mexican s'mores.
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Process of lighting a marshmallow on the end of a bent coat hanger and inserting into your partners ass, partner then defecates onto a graham cracker; initial partner eats!
Paul said never make anal s'mores after eating a lot of corn.
by Mark Krawitz April 20, 2008
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The process in which a man shits and jizzes in a graham cracker, puts it in his bitch's cunt, fucks her in the ass as it cooks in the pussy, and, after he finishes, takes it out and makes her eat it.
That bitch sassed me so I force fed her a Springfield S'more.
by FlipHKD908 November 13, 2007
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When a man cums on a girl's chest, then craps on her. During sex they smear it around and then the girl eats it.
Hey man! Did i tell you about the hilarious German S'more I gave that chick from the party on Saturday?
by Republicrayon February 11, 2009
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When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more
I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.
by MunkySox June 03, 2004
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