Small Asian Penis: a derogatory term, saying that the smallest of the smallest penises are considered asian penises
girl 1: so how'd it go with you and Mike last night?
girl 2: it was horrible. i was about to give him a blow job but when i pulled down his pants he had S. A. P. it was so small
girl 2: it was horrible. i was about to give him a blow job but when i pulled down his pants he had S. A. P. it was so small
by michael mitchel April 16, 2010
"S'ing the P" is a phrase that means to suck the pipe. It is a term, mainly used by uppercrust white folk, that is the equivalent to the phrase rim job.
by Tyler "The" Durden March 03, 2008
by Hondadude May 11, 2008
"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.
However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."
However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."
Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."
John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"
John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"
by C.B.O. December 04, 2010
by Rader December 08, 2006