An older woman (older than 35) who has a vagina like a delapitated hallway and lights containerd fires in her backyard whilst sitting around and talking about incestuous things with her family.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.