do you know how loud you are reading?-what policemen say when you get a rwi

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

someone: wUt w3rE y0u d01ng l4St niGh7?

me: r-wi

Someone: What were you doing last night?

Your friend puts on a dvd, but then won't hit play. Too much to drink. Just mashing buttons on the remote.
Mark to Patty. " Josh is loaded. He can't hit play. R.W.I."