Urban Dictionary: rutabaga

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Mike ate some ass, it tasted like rutabagas.

by not a fan December 02, 2003

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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.

It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!

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Rutabaga

Someone who gets horrifically drunk at inappropriate social gatherings but gives great life advice

John got trollied at his niece's 4th birthday party. What a rutabaga.

by rutabaga1 February 09, 2018

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Rutabaga

Any attractive girl from a rural background between the age of legal consent and the age of her first pregnancy, a time period typically lasting only a few days or weeks (if at all).

I was at the state fair and met this total rutabaga, porked her behind the 4H shed.

by tbIII March 14, 2011

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Rutabaga

The one word that you can hear being subtly repeated while listening to a large crowd of people mumble among themselves. It sounds like everyone is saying "Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga" over and over again.

The next time you are in a busy, talkative place, try to see if you can listen for the "rutabagas".

by StarCraft Maniac March 01, 2015

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Rutabaga

The warm spot left on a chair after someone has been sitting in it.

"I got up from the couch for only a few minutes, but the cat is already curled up in my rutabaga."

"I hate finding a seat on a crowded train, only to realize I'm sitting in someone else's rutabaga."

by dharmadog November 03, 2018

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