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when a guy stands up straight, while a girl licks his asscrack and jerks him off
HEy that was the best rusty trumbone I have ever recieved
by brassman October 14, 2003
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A complete idiots way to spell Rusty Trombone.
I can't spell better than a fourth grader so I think it's supposed to look like "Rusty Trumbone"
by semajsirhc May 18, 2009
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when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.

(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)
dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore
by c knock February 26, 2006
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a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.
it was fucking sick when jill gave andre a rusty trumbone and he took a shit in her face and splooshed in her hand
by zak k. June 09, 2003
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a guy stands up strait. a girl then blows on his asshole and beatshim off from behind.
Jonas gave Austin a rusty trumbone to get him off.
by GMon November 09, 2003
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when a girl blows on a guys testicles and vibrates her lips wile giving him a handjob.
man: hey dude i got a rusty trumbone today!
by bryce donley June 22, 2007
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