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When the wife eats a bag of Cheetos and you finger her in the ass. Magnified in intensity if the Cheetos are of the "Jalapeño" variety; this becomes a rusty camper with the heater left on.
"Dude wife totally sharted my hand last night"
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
"Well you shouldn't have hit her up with the rusty camper, fool."
by Johndhughes December 18, 2015