When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum.
Guy: What did you do last night?
Girl: I went to SAE.
Guy: How'd that go?
Girl: I got roofied and when I came to, a guy had his dick in my mouth brushing my teeth with his cum and his dick.
Guy: Wow thats fucked up.
Girl: yeah, I apparently got a russian dentist because it is written on my forehead.
Guy: That's why they are called Sexual Assault Expected.
Girl: I went to SAE.
Guy: How'd that go?
Girl: I got roofied and when I came to, a guy had his dick in my mouth brushing my teeth with his cum and his dick.
Guy: Wow thats fucked up.
Girl: yeah, I apparently got a russian dentist because it is written on my forehead.
Guy: That's why they are called Sexual Assault Expected.
by white teeth lover March 12, 2009
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as βplanetary protection.β Planetary protection / quarantine βreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.β
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as βplanetary protection.β Planetary protection / quarantine βreflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.β
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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