A minmaxing asshole who can't stop ruining all your hard work. He will derail plots, kill off characters, and one-shot final bosses. He's generally a good person, but he's the most annoying friend you'll ever meet. Especially if you play d&d. He's also partially English, and will act like a huge asshole, just like his ancestors.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk