Bro tell your sister to stay away from my runcle

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

“It feels just like pooping in reverse,” my runcle told me as he slipped it in.

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“Let’s play the rape game,” my runcle said.
“But I don’t want to!”
“That’s the spirit,” my uncle grinned 😔

I grew up with a runcle 😔

My shoe hurts I must have a Runcle in my sock