May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Similar to the phrase "get yo ass whooped" or other things said to imply a loss in video games, sports, etc., to have your cheeks ran means that you have taken a significant L. Run them/those cheeks simply means to come and receive your loss.
I heard you said you could beat me in 2k? Run them cheeks.
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Yeah, I played that new DBZ fighting game the day it came out. I got my cheeks ran.
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Yeah, I played that new DBZ fighting game the day it came out. I got my cheeks ran.
by A Yellow Boot February 01, 2018