When you are wiping your butt crack and the toilet paper you are using tears and your finger, usually the middle index, swipes through the ripped toilet paper and touched your anus directly

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.