Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.
by I Hate Conformists April 20, 2005
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Failure.
Donald Rumsfeld is an outright failure that did not protect America when it was under attack. He lead his country in 2 wars of failure, Iraq and Afghanistan.
Donald Rumsfeld failed to protect his own office building from attack on 9/11/2001.
by K.Roy September 22, 2006
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Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.
My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.
by MadAges February 23, 2007
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A shit so large you have to break it up so you can flush it
Sorry I took so long in the clapper, I dropped a Donald Rumsfeld
by ddawg9999 November 23, 2016
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(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up
Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.
by neuron February 01, 2010
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The act of vomiting and crapping at the same time. Usually quite stressful given the simultaneous urges to sit on and kneel in front of the toilet bowl.
Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.
by thatbul83 July 27, 2010
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