Reference to the penis of a non-virgin who is uncircumsized.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.
Also can be used as a reference to a normal penis which has come into contact with a dirty vagina.
"Michael has a rumpled fore skin after getting head from that dirty hoe"
"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"
"dude Michael just got his foreskin rumpled by that nasty cunt"
by Alexander Pierce October 13, 2007
When a person wipes their ass raw with toilet paper. Occurs usually when a person continuously travels to the bathroom in 10 minute intervals just to wipe their ass after a heavy meal.
Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
Look for the person who goes to the bathroom often and looks like they have agony when sitting and taking brisk walks. Also possible suspect for using all the toilet paper in one's home.
by f-deer February 06, 2010
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by ravenflesh June 24, 2008
by OpticCartwheels June 29, 2017
The social faux pas (similar to vpl on a lady) for a gentleman or Sloane Ranger to wear trousers which are two large resulting in creases and suspicious-looking cloth bulges in the groin area.
Sadly, however, the trousers which the Prime Minister wore to the Royal Wedding were too big; he was suffering from RCS, rumpled crotch syndrome, which afflicted the previous Tory prime minister.
by Gashed Ferret May 01, 2011