I walked into my Catholic School class, breaking as many "rules" as I could. I had a hat on (twisted halfway to the left), chomping on gum and blowing big pink bubbles, shirt untucked, no belt underneath, shoe laces undone, and to top it off I walked in five minutes after the bell. My teacher nearly had a heart attack when she saw me slouching in my seat and in this state of so-called "disrepair." She shrieked at me. "You know the rules! No gum, shirt tucked in, a belt, and your shoes MUST.BE.TIED! Get to class on time next time, or instead of a tardy I'll send you to the principal. Now get out your homework!" I nonchalantly asked, "What homework?" She screamed, "You know the rules, do your homework." And I responded deadpan, "Rules are things that are made to be broken."
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Possessing or creating a characteristic that is superperfect and makes you want to overuse the word RULE.
ALSO: Being and/or doing what is very cool and even pretty much awesome, AKA anything that might embarrass your mother or people that smell like old cottage cheese.
OR: Anything that catches on really very quickly amongst all your friends and toes that look like fingers.
ALSO: Being and/or doing what is very cool and even pretty much awesome, AKA anything that might embarrass your mother or people that smell like old cottage cheese.
OR: Anything that catches on really very quickly amongst all your friends and toes that look like fingers.
"We are so ruling right now," meaning "we are doing something that makes most other things smell like poop and ass and butt."
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by O'Doyle April 05, 2005
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A statement which denies people what they might want to do. Normally written after the event has happened. Does not stop people ignoring it, called breaking the rule, as most people are unaware of it, or think the rule is wrong. Breaking the rule usually incurs some penalty if caught doing so.
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Spaceman_Spiff: no man, those are against....the RULES
Spaceman_Spiff: no man, those are against....the RULES
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number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
some random person:so what are the rules
cool person:number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
cool person:number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before
number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny
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