Ruined orgasm is when a broad slowly cock teases you to the point of orgasm and stops just before you cum leaving your cock throbbing. She does this over and over until your balls ache and you’re going insane for sexual relief, then when she is finally ready for the ruined orgasm. She brings you to the edge again only this time just as you are expecting the onset of a tremendously huge orgasm, your balls are tightening up, all she needs to do is stroke up and you’re Cumming!! Instead she lets go of your cock and you feel an unspeakable pain in your balls that only a man knows because at the point of orgasm instead of that last stroke up, she grabbed your balls and squeezes as hard as she possible can, totally stopping your orgasm, maybe leaving you dribbling a little cum, but either way your both sitting there watching your dick get soft as you’re left suffering from lack of release and with a severe case of blue balls!!!

True story:

Me: Last night this broad left me with a ruined orgasm.
Man did my balls ache afterwards!

Reed: What’s a ruined orgasm?

Me: Well, I thought I was get a long, slow handjob, bu the cockteaser kept stopping right before I came. Man my balls were aching, when finally when I thought I was finally going to cum, at the last second the broad seized my balls and squeezed hard!! I lost my hard-on and not a drop of sperm came out. My BLUE BALLS were aching. All because I wouldn’t go down on her.

Reed: Well, I’m sure that your used to blue balls, Jerk-Off!!!

This really happened, men beware!
by Mister Jack Fister September 23, 2006
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The act of freezing small chunks of excrement and then placing these frozen pieces into someone's drink.
Jackyl vomited when he discovered Meatwad put a put a few ruin cubes in his drink.
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To be verbally abused and torn down
The girls thought he was cool, until his friends ruined his shit.
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When a game, movie or television series gets popular all of a sudden and suddenly becomes cancerous due to the small cancerous portions of the following becoming much, much bigger. A recent example of this was the Friday the 13th film series, which recently got a video game made for it that became extremely popular.
Guy 1: Hey bro, have you ever heard of Undertale?
Guy 2: Yeah man, that game got ruined by the mainstream.
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-Mom, wait, just 20 more minutes!

- It’s a school night, Michael. You can finish next weekend.
- But that’ll ruin the flow!
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When your friends/siblings find dirty meanings in everything you say because they spend all their time in Urban Dictionary.com
Sara: "Disneyland shortbreads must taste like happy endings!"

Carol: (Ruins Everything) happy ending
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