American footballers get beaten with rugs, then they go and have jarrs of peanut butter for a half-time snack.

Rugby is a real mans game, American football has more padding than 10 fat Americans in a bedshop. The French are dirty rugby players...and also really gay.
Jono's dad hits him with a rug after his team loses :(

by Marshall January 07, 2005
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You need to be fit and agile to play rugby. No pads like in Gridiron. Greatest team to exist is the All Blacks (New Zealand) and the Wallabies (Australia). England think theyre good but they arent.
'England suck at rugby, they only do kick goals because they cant get tries'
by hammer November 17, 2003
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80 minutes long in 15 different positions
We like to get dirty
2 on 1 is our specialty

Rugby is what real men play, ain't guna find no pussys playing this sport my nigga
Tyler: Hey Dan i hear your really good at rugby
Dan: Ya tyler i am good
Jasmin: I wana fuck Dan
by DaaaDan March 05, 2009
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Rugby, A sport for those who are to good for Football, be it american or soccer. Unknown to most people that say Rugby is Inferior to Football, they created football from rugby for those who dont want to mess up their hair. Rugby is a (like most of you already know) an all around sport requiring fitness in all areas. Some people enjoy the sport becasue of its contact. some dont enjoy it at all. everyones got their diff reasons for enjoying something, so fucking dont put down sports that you have no clue about. play the sport before you think anything about it becasue i can assure you youd like it. also whats wrong with a sport that can include all ages, all races, all genders, and all ablities including people with wheelchairs. theres nothing wrong with that now is there. no good. plus ya no ones gives you shit if you say you play rugby becasue you can kick the shit out of them and they know it.
In Rugby, Its better to give then receive.
by Otter12341 November 09, 2006
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Rugby is for real manly guys to play and for us girls to drool over the guys. Its a game for more upperslass people and gets rid of the football knackers!!!!
Irish knackers are filth, scurms of the earth and play football.
Upperclass irish guys play rugby.
by Na-na May 03, 2005
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A very fun sport, kind of like football but with no pads, tighter rules on tackles, no blocking, and no forward passes. for some reason rugby fans repeatedly hate on american football and say that its a pussy sport and involves no skill, despite the fact that pretty much all american football fans show the sport of rugby respect and never hate because rugby is a very complicated and difficult sport.
most rugby players are mad haters
by canadian_football_fan February 19, 2006
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