Something that really ties a room together.

The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.

Are you gay ?

Clarification sought by an observer of outwardly homosexual behaviour exhibited by tatooed British expatriate male living in Singapore, working in a male dominated industry. Occurs in "episodes" typically perpetrated in bars and clubs where attraction to (and of) transvestites is evident. Followed by periods of introspection and self examination leading to "closet" activities that are dangerous if they occur in mens changing rooms. Inner rage an conflict leads to facial distortion resembling grotesque elfin creature of folklore.

The hairy beast surrounding the vaginal orifice.

Usually munched by a muncher of rugs.

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

The fake hair-piece that an old, bald individual would wear.

Half redneck, half thug