To Jizz on your mothers Carpet

To lay a shit so impressive that you tell your friends

Someone who says they are one thing, but are, in actual fact, lying. They can't actually do what they said they could. Although they do try to do what is asked of them, they fall short and eventually leave and leave the people they were working with hanging/better off.

Rufus, A super handsome human being with an enourmous dick. When looking at a Rufus your urethra will implode. His rock hard body will make anyone fall in love with him. Man or Woman.

Rufus radiates masculine power and his extraordinarily large veins has more testosterone flowing trough them than blood. If you walk behind a Rufus then you will pass out from the blinding light comming from his huge ass. If you spen one hour alone with a Rufus then there is a 100% chance of mindblowing sex.

A man whose erections are non-existent, and if they are, microscopic. He is a weeb.

A bright and intelligent person

To hug with the eyes, A simple hugging used with your eyes wide open and with a concerned stare.