Similiar to a wet willy, you take your finger, stick it in your mouth, then shove it up someones rear and swirl it around a few times. Then shout: "WET RUFUS!"
"Then she bent over in her mini-skirt and I saw that she had no panties, so i licked my fingerand gave her a sloppy wet rufus!"
by Noelle Rocks April 07, 2008
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by AMFS November 23, 2009
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A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.
Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes
by Senor Dank Nugs September 17, 2021
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This is a girl or boy who fakes his LGBTQ identity to get into sleepovers of the opposite sex and perv on them.
Person A:Did you here about that time Jamal lied about being gay to get into Vicky’s sleepover?
Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus
Person B: OMG what a Rufus Poofus Mc.duffus
by marvel jack November 24, 2018
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Ron Stoppable's pet Naked Mole Rat on the Kim Possible TV Series. Rufus likes eating with Ron at Buano Nacho-they both like Nacos and Grande Sized Chamburritos! With Rufus around everday is muy Buano!
I heard that Smarty Mart was having a Sale,
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.
It seemed like this could be the solution
The perfect pet for my dad, sensitive constitution,
So the manager came to open up the cage he said,
"You know this pets airless?"
I said I couldn’t care less
He handed him to me he said,
“Be careful, don’t drop it,
And do you want this cage?”
No I keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing?
(Yes, that’s right
It’s a naked mole rat)
C’mon, y'all let the girlies sing
(Listen to the naked mole rap)
by Ron Stoppable September 27, 2003
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Ava Rufus, if you encounter a girl named Ava Rufus prepare for a bumpy ride, she’s the most beautiful caring and genuine person you will ever meet thing will get tough but it’s all worth it in the end
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Rufus is perfect. Rufus is the kind of person to always be there for you, even when they don’t concern him. If you’re loved by a Rufus, then keep him close because he’s a great partner, lover, and friend.
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