by dogloverwhowantsadog December 13, 2009
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
An Austrian, an American, and a Polish guy meet up in Wroclaw. Ten wodka shots later, they had a ruff ruff morning.
βDamn, we got on the wrong Uber and we have 4 minutes to make the train..β
βDude, thatβs so ruff-ruffβ
βDamn, we got on the wrong Uber and we have 4 minutes to make the train..β
βDude, thatβs so ruff-ruffβ
by ThirstyWursty July 07, 2019
a girl, (or a boy i suppose), who just ain't all that.
Also, easyrough, the kind that are slightly too friendly, whilst being far from eye candy, creating an uncomfortable feeling as you try and escape.
Also, to describe the general attractiveness of a club/bar/area.
Also, easyrough, the kind that are slightly too friendly, whilst being far from eye candy, creating an uncomfortable feeling as you try and escape.
Also, to describe the general attractiveness of a club/bar/area.
To pull a not so hottie, "Unlucky..You got your ruffruff on last night"
"it was a bit 2ruff in there last night..."
"it was a bit 2ruff in there last night..."
by ooh_la May 02, 2006
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

