A salty person (mad.) Calling them this will make them even more salty. Based on the popular chip and the salted variant of them.
Josh: Damn, you guys really need to stop
Jeff: Stop being a bag of ruffles man...
by M9_ February 08, 2015
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A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"

"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos May 31, 2006
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One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!
by krazychichi August 08, 2009
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A mini skirt that is not actually long enough to cover the goods. Instead of covering the vagina, it acts more as a decoration.
You can always spot the freshman because they were vagina ruffles even in the winter.
by Rocker27 January 24, 2012
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Pink curley labia typically found on a white womens vagina.
She must have been a natural strawberry blonde by the look of her very pink ham ruffle.

Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.
by pie master August 08, 2006
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