A salty person (mad.) Calling them this will make them even more salty. Based on the popular chip and the salted variant of them.
by M9_ February 08, 2015
A short, ruffled skirt, covering little more than the female genetalia, resembling the dust ruffle around a bed.
"Could you believe Kelly was riding her bike in a cunt ruffle?"
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
"Yeah, that hooch should really put on some underwear."
by Sibamos May 31, 2006
One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
by krazychichi August 08, 2009
A mini skirt that is not actually long enough to cover the goods. Instead of covering the vagina, it acts more as a decoration.
by Rocker27 January 24, 2012
She must have been a natural strawberry blonde by the look of her very pink ham ruffle.
Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.
Edward smiled with anticipation and astonishment when he discovered Ruth’s exposed ham ruffle. He couldn’t wait to gently stretch it with his fingertips.
by pie master August 08, 2006
by cosmokramer329 November 05, 2012

