A Ruehlmann is the baddest, with a booty that can rival the phattest. Ruehlmann are long and strong and down to get the friction on. A Ruehlmann will never give you up, or let you down, or run around and desert you. If you befriend a Ruehlmann, they gonna rule, man.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media