Girl 1: omigosh britney, did you get in the show!?
Girl 2: yasss bitch, that shit was crazy as fuckk!
Girl 1: oh my gosh, tell me you’re on that molly i gave you!
Girl 2: ummm, duh bitch, it’s a Rudeclub show!!
Girl 1: oh my gosh, tell me you got to fuck dxsh!!!

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz