Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.
by QuacksO January 25, 2023
When you mix semon and rubber cement and let it settle. You then proceed to pour it in your girls vaghole.
by IceIceBABYBOY September 2, 2017
by Jakcblack55 March 3, 2021
Kevin was getting nowhere with Karen so decided to try Cock Rubbery
So drove his car up and down the drive to open the garage.
So drove his car up and down the drive to open the garage.
by Micheal Masked Avenger February 28, 2022