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Acronym for "Read the Fucking Message of the Day". Used in the game Counter-Strike, in which players can say "motd" to read the message of the day, often containing server rules and other important information.
Player: Hey is cussing allowed on this server?
Admin: RTFMOTD
Player: motd
(reads)
Player: Oh, okay - thanks.
by Davers! June 27, 2007
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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