Chat Guy:Hey gorgeousss
Chat Girl: I told you to stop stalking me, dick face.
Chat Guy: rtay......
Chat Girl:Ewww...

Love Guy:I love you
Love Girl:I do too, but why say it now?
Love Guy:rtay

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz