A highly desirable state of mind in which one is intoxicated to the point that one is unable to articulately describe how intoxicated they are. Unlike crunk and tipsy, which are also desirable states of mind, it is believed that only one out of every ten thousand people have the constitution to be rrrurunt. Being rrrrurunt is especially popular in the Dirty South where house parties of up to several hundred people get ready for a rrrurunt watch, which means that the conditions are favorable for someone to get rrrurunt, however, when there is a rrrurunt warning, it means that someone has been sighted getting rrrurunt.

The term rrrurunt can also be used to describe a multitude of other words, having the versatility to appear in sentences where you would find the words: crunk, tipsy, nasty, drunk, fucked up, durty, blazed, fuck, or other words that follow the same type of meaning.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed