While wearing a harry potter related costume, do all things possible to make you penis flaccid and at all means necessary attempt to forcefully stuff you flaccid snake wiener in a hole, anus, vagina, or what ever you may see fit
by Dewbz September 22, 2014
by SpySquidKing August 28, 2020
The royal Stuguby family has reigned over the province Stugun in a couple of centuries. But when Jämtland lost it's independence the year 1178 the Stuguby lost their claim of the holy land called Stugun. But untill this day the royal Stuguby family still have an somewhat impact over Stugun. The family is located in the city Östersund for now as they had to regroup and plan for an attack to reclaim what once were theirs
by I know everything kid January 05, 2018
Receiving the act of oral fellatio while indulging your pallet with Domino's Cheesy Bread as paid for by the current fellatio artist. Similar to the "Blumpkin" however you ingest food instead of expel.
The Royal Tannenbaum:
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
Male: Hey are you drunk?
Female: YA! Lets make out!
Male: Okay!
*make out make out*
Female: ARE YOU HUNGRY!
Male: Umm yea kinda...
(assuming she meant oral sex)
Female: Okay! I'll go order some Domino's
...20 min later...
Female: I'm going to give you a blow job!
Male: Awesome...Oh God, this blow j is epic, especially while eating my warm tasty cheesy bread you paid for!
by T-sauce April 19, 2009
Stuff your partner’s pussy with grated breast milk cheese on her period and wait for it to melt. After you cum in your partner’s pussy finger her and barely swirl the bodily sauce around to leave streaks of red. Let the mixture drip out and scoop some up on toasted Italian bread and garnish with parsley. You both then eat the toast without swallowing from opposite ends until your mouths meet and you spit the mixture into your partners mouth and consume.
1: Oh it was so romantic! Mason made me Venice’s Royal Toast, never have I ever felt so attracted to a man before!
2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.
2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.
Kid: I just got a Victory Royale!
Me: shut the fuck up..
Kid: Thats a bad word..
Me: ... (Chucks a brick at kids head)
Me: shut the fuck up..
Kid: Thats a bad word..
Me: ... (Chucks a brick at kids head)
by YourOtherBoi May 10, 2019
Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude
by The Stone Age March 02, 2021

