royal recruits is a card in the mobile game Clash Royale, released by Supercell in 2016. By spawning 6 wooden bucket headed boys, it is utterly broken and takes 0 skill. Even a monkey at the zoo can hit 7k trophies with this card. 出泥zaphkiel is the king of off meta royal recruits deck. Though it takes 0 skill, its a cool ass card

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