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When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.
I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.
by Squattingjester February 21, 2016
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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