A position in threesomes when a woman is lying on her back and each man uses one of the availble orifaces. Each man then has to move in unison as if they were in a row boat
by Fhatman May 13, 2014
Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.
Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.
by pbrgirl September 23, 2005
the phrase...its not the size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean...that is bull honkey...its definitly the size that matters....ladies dont ever forget that!!!
by brittany March 02, 2005
by dsierra January 27, 2009
Noun: While fucking your woman in the ass you stick your hand up her pussy and go all the way up till you feel your dick, then you start wacking yourself off through her pussy.
Bob: So how was your date with Vicki last night.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.
Johnny: Could you believe that riding the Chinese Row Boat was better than the actuall sex.
by S to the G April 26, 2006