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First, slather your johnson with freshly ground ginger and add cayenne pepper to taste. Next, find a sturdy young stallion and gently mount him. While he is grazing, suddenly and powerfully penetrate him from behind while keeping a firm grip on his buttocks. He should be off like a shot. Hang on for the ride of your life.
Steve: The other day I saw this horse so I had myself a good old rotterdam rough rider
Dan: Holy hell man, is your dick alright?
Steve: Still recovering bro
Dan: Holy hell man, is your dick alright?
Steve: Still recovering bro
by P3RV-E November 06, 2014
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011